Aye, you can have one of these kegs... if you can carry it past all them Orcs! As for me, I'm stayin' put to make sure those filthy chuffers don't get their mitts on this ale!
- Keg of Beer 0/1
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Liquid gold, I tell ya, with enough kick t' put a fire in your boots!
On Completion Edit
You've done right well, an' I won't forget it!